He says: Stockings and suspender belts are to guys what medallions and Baywatch hairy chests are to girls: raunchily obvious, but a frightful old cliche. They're a bit like saying 'Come 'ere often?' ...

When we make love my husband likes me to dress up in bra, stockings, and suspenders. But now he's gone one further and wants me to dress him up like this and to make him up like a tart.